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Joke #20
Q: Why did they put cardboard over the Husky field?
A: Because the Huskies look better on paper.
Joke #19
Q: How many Huskies does it take to ice-fish?
A: Six. Two to cut the hole in the ice and four to push the boat through.

Joke #18
Q: How do you know when an Husky has done a crossword puzzle?
A: All the squares have been colored in!
Joke #17
Q: How do you keep a a Husky busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Joke #16
Q: What do you call an Husky driving a Rolls Royce?
A: A car thief.
Joke #15
Q: Did you hear about the Husky who was asked by his professor what would happen if we didn't have electricity?
A: He said we would probably be watching TV by candlelight.
Joke #14
Q: Did you hear what happened to the Husky when he found out that 90% of all car accidents occur within 25 miles of home?
A: He moved.
Joke #13
Q: Hear about the Husky whose wife gave birth to twins?
A: He wanted to know who the other man was.
Joke #12
Q: How do Huskies practice safe sex?
A: They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Joke #11
Q: Why do Huskies keep their diplomas on their dash boards?
A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.
Joke #10
Q: How do you recognize an Husky in a department store?
A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9
Q: How do you know when an Husky has sent you a fax?
A: When there's a stamp on it.

Joke #8
Q: Did you hear about the Husky that broke his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree
Joke #7
Q: What's the difference between Husky fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.
Joke #6
Q: What does Husky football prepare a young man for?
A: Five to ten years with time off for good behavior..
Joke #5
Q: How do keep a Husky from drinking too much?
A: Flush.
Joke #4
Q: What do the Huskies and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They can both make 70,000 people jump to their feet and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
Joke #3
Q: What do Husky fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you!
Joke #2
Q: "What is the difference between a porcupine and Husky stadium?"
A: Husky stadium has 70 thousand pricks on the inside.
Joke #1
Q: Why do Husky football players have such small steering wheels in their cars?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.

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