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Joke #20
Q: How do you address a USC alumni football player in a suit?
A: Will the defendent OJ Simpson please rise.
Joke #19
Q: What's the difference between USC Trojans cheerleaders and The Titanic?
A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic.

Joke #18
Q: Did you hear about the USC fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
A: He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.
Joke #17
Q: If you have a car containing a USC Trojans wide receiver, a USC Trojans linebacker, and a USC Trojans defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #16
Q: What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and USC fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Joke #15
Q: You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of(insert team). You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Trojan fan… twice!
Joke #14
Q: Why can't USC Trojans fans go on the internet?
A: Unlike Stanford, they can't put 3 w's together.
Joke #13
Q: Why do students choose USC over UCLA?
A: It's easier to spell.
Joke #12
Q: What do you get when you drag a $1000 bill in the housing projects?
A: A USC Trojans recruiting trip.
Joke #11
Q: Why did USC disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.
Joke #10
Q: How did the USC Trojans die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.
Joke #9
Q: What does a USC Trojans fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Joke #8
Q: Why don’t USC fans eat barbecue beans?
A: Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill
Joke #7
Q: Why don’t USC fans use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can’t find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Joke #6
Q: How can you tell a USC fan is on location at a drilling rig?
A: He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
Joke #5
Q: A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, “Wanna hear a USC joke?”
A: The other guy says, "I already heard, USC hired Steve Sarkisian as their Head Coach".
Joke #4
Q: Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at USC?
A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Joke #3
Q: Why do USC fans like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Joke #2
Q: How many USC freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That’s a sophomore course.
Joke #1
Q: How do you starve a USC football player?
A: Hide the recruiting cash in his textbook!

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