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Joke #20
Q: What's the difference between the San Francisco 49ers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Joke #19
Q: What is the difference between an 49ers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Joke #18
Q: How many 49ers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Seattle's shadow!
Joke #17
Q: How many San Francisco 49ers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Joke #16
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The San Francisco 49ers.

Joke #15
Q: Why are so many San Francisco 49ers players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Joke #14
Q: What is a San Francisco 49ers fan's favorite wine?
A: "We can't beat Seattle cause it's too noisy!"
Joke #13
Q: How did the San Francisco 49ers fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #12
Q: What does an San Francisco 49ers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation
Joke #11
Q: How many San Francisco 49ers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

Joke #10
Q: How do you recognize a 49er in a department store?
A: He's the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #9
Q: What does a San Francisco 49ers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Joke #8
Q: What's the difference between the San Francisco 49ers and the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Joke #7
Q: What's the difference between 49er fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.
Joke #6
Q: Why doesn't Sacramento have a professional football team?
A: Because then San Francisco would want one.

Joke #5
Q: Why are San Francisco 49ers jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because 49ers fans have started to make them up themselves.
Joke #4
Q: What's the difference between San Francisco 49ers fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Joke #3
Q: What do 49er fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you!
Joke #2
Q: "What is the difference between a porcupine and Candlestick park?"
A: Candlestick park has 60 thousand pricks on the inside.
Joke #1
Q: How do you stop an San Francisco 49ers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Seahawks jersey.

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