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Joke #20
Q: How do you sink a submarine which is manned by Oregon State fans?
A: Have a diver knock on the hatch.
Joke #19
Q: Did you hear about the Washington student that transferred to Oregon State?
A: He raised the IQ of both schools!
Joke #18
Q: A lucky Oregon State fan won the Lottery. When he went to collect his money they told him he wouldn’t get it in one lump sum and that it would be spread over 20 years.
A: The Oregon State fan erupted and said, “If that’s the case, then give me my dollar back!”
Joke #17
Q: If you have a car containing a Oregon Ducks wide receiver, a Oregon Ducks linebacker, and a Oregon Ducks defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #16
Q: Why don’t Beavers eat M&M's?
A: They’re too hard to peel.
Joke #15
Q: What do Beavers think Cheerios are?
A: Donut seeds.
Joke #14
Q: Why did the Oregon State fan keep a coat hanger in his back seat?
A: In case he locks the keys in his car.
Joke #13
Q: A Oregon State fan ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Joke #12
Q: How do you recognize a Oregon State fan in a department store?
A: He’s the one trying to slam the revolving door.
Joke #11
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at all Oregon State fan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Joke #10
Q: Did you hear about the Oregon State fan who was 2 hours late to class?
A: The escalator was stuck...
Joke #9
Q: How many Beavers does it take to change a flat tire?
A: Just one... unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up.
Joke #8
Q: Why did the Oregon State fan get rid of his freezer?
A: He got tired of cutting the ice into little squares to fit into the trays.
Joke #7
Q: Why can’t Oregon State field an ice-hockey team?
A: Everyone drowns in spring training.
Joke #6
Q: Why can’t Oregon State fan farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

Joke #5
Q: What do you call a female Oregon State fan who takes birth control pills?
A: A humanitarian.
Joke #4
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned in Oregon State’s campus?
A: They cause too much brain damage.
Joke #3
Q: What do you call a female Oregon State fan with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Joke #2
Q: How many Oregon State programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can’t, it’s a hardware problem.
Joke #1
Q: How do you know when you are near Oregon State’s campus?
A: When you honk your horn, all the sheep back up to the fence.

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