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Joke #20
Q: What is a Chicago Bears fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Green Bay."
Joke #19
Q: What are the best things about Chicago?
A: The airport and the interstate highway system, because they help you leave there.
Joke #18
Q: How do you stop an Chicago Bears fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Packers Green and Gold!
Joke #17
Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Joke #16
Q: Why is Jay Cutler like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

Joke #15
Q: Why are the Chicago Bears like a tampon?
A: They're only good for one period and have no second string.
Joke #14
Q: Did you hear the one about Two Bears fans walking past a bar?
A: Hey, it could happen.
Joke #13
Q: How did the Chicago Bears fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #12
Q: How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
A: Matt Forte leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes!
Joke #11
Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead Bears fan in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Joke #10
Q: If you have a car containing a Bears running back, a Bears linebacker, and a Bears defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #9
Q: What does a Chicago Bears fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Joke #8
Q: What did the Bears fan do when he was given a pink slip?
A: He put it on!
Joke #7
Q: What's the difference between Bears fans and a litter of puppies?
A: Eventually, the litter of puppies grows up and stops whining.
Joke #6
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Jay Cutler told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

Joke #5
Q: How do the Bears spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
Joke #4
Q: What's the difference between Chicago Bears fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Joke #3
Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only one, Walter Payton, and he's retired.
Joke #2
Q: Why did the Bears fan grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mother.
Joke #1
Q: How do you know the Illinois State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Chicago.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Chicago Bears tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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