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Joke #20
Q: Why most Chelsea FC fans book 2 seats to every Chelsea game?
A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.
Joke #19
Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Chelsea.
Joke #18
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Chelsea FC fans can get laid too.
Joke #17
Q: What is the difference between a Chelsea FC fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Joke #16
Q: What does an Chelsea FC fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Joke #15
Q: How do you stop a Chelsea FC fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey!
Joke #14
Q: How do you keep a Chelsea supporter from masterbating?
A: You paint the Manchester United logo on his dick and he won't beat it for years!
Joke #13
Q: If you see a Chelsea supporter on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
A: It could be your bike.
Joke #12
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Chelsea fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Joke #11
Q: Why do Chelsea fans whistle while sitting on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe!
Joke #10
Q: How do you casterate a Chelsea FC fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Joke #9
Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and a Chelsea FC striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Joke #8
Q: Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A: Who gives a F**K!
Joke #7
Q: What is the new Chelsea FC official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.
Joke #6
Q: Did you hear about the new Chelsea Bra?
A: Lots of support but no cups.

Joke #5
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Joke #4
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.
Joke #3
Q: What do Chelsea fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Joke #2
Q: How do u confuse a chelsea fan?
A: Take him to London and then ask him for directions.
Joke #1
Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea FC fan and a vibrator?
A: A Chelsea FC fan is a real dick.

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